Media Monday: Murderous Monkeys

In a bold and brazen attack, a gang of Rhesus macaques assassinated New Delhi Deputy Mayor S.S. Bajwa. As this article at MSNBC (ed. note original source: Washington Post - updated 1/7/0 8) clearly shows, the monkeys have stepped up the hostilities towards Man.

Evil Monkey

 The real problem is that humans are training langurs - a larger and fiercer kind of monkey – to scare off the Rhesus monkeys. Aren’t we just creating and training a new wave of simian thugs that will eventually turn on us?

Once we go down this path…we can never go back.

Shooting Chimp

Check out more fun monkey stuff on my new blog at Punkeys.com

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7 Responses to “Media Monday: Murderous Monkeys”

  1. Zrtist Says:
    October 23, 2007 at 2:48 pm

    What about feeding the Rhesus some cookies? I know I like cookies!

  2. Zrtist Says:
    October 23, 2007 at 3:22 pm

    Maybe some “REESE’S PEANUT BUTTER CUPS”?

  3. LOTR Says:
    December 11, 2007 at 5:11 pm

    KitKats are better…

  4. sarah Says:
    March 3, 2008 at 6:00 pm

    that is so kool!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! but sad!!!!!!!!!

  5. dan Says:
    March 19, 2008 at 8:12 pm

    thats cool

  6. bett Says:
    May 13, 2008 at 3:44 pm

    It is Kool!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  7. mrtr Says:
    June 15, 2008 at 2:59 pm

    I Agree with the idea of reeses because they are so yummulicious. oh and where can I get one of these monkeys?

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