A startling development has occurred. The monkey menace has upped the ante, with the help of unsuspecting human stooges. From NewScientist.com:
With the ultimate aim of allowing paralyzed people to walk again, a team at Duke University in Durham implanted electrodes in the brains of two rhesus macaques and analyzed the electrical signals that drive their legs. The team then mapped the signals to specific leg movements and, via the internet, used them to control a pair of robot legs at the Advanced Telecommunications Research Institute International in Kyoto.
Don’t these people know they are supplying these monkeys with the awesome power of cybernetics?? Imagine: Thousands of robot monkeys advancing on humanity! They say this is a toy but it’s really a prototype of how the apes want to create super-cyborg monkey soldiers!
And to answer your question: Yes, those are saw blade hands!!
November 27, 2007 at 3:50 am |
It’s only a matter of time before the monkeys take over. Stock up on your bananas now.