The Power of Negative Blogging

Just because you think negative doesn’t mean you are negative!

Ah…Christmas is in the air. Not here in Houston (its 78 degrees today), but still. It’s in the air. At least I hope that’s what I smell…

But as we approach the big day, I’ve always wondered. Why December 25^th? Was that Jesus’ Birthday? Well… from AllAboutJesusChrist.org (where else?):

The Bible itself tells us that December 25 is an unlikely date for His birth. Palestine is very cold in December. It was much too cold to ask everyone to travel to the city of their fathers to register for taxes. Also the shepherds were in the fields (Luke 2:8-12). Shepherds were not in the fields in the winter time. They are in the fields early in March until early October. This would place Jesus’ birth in the spring or early fall. It is also known that Jesus lived for 33.5 years and died at the feast of the Passover, which is at Easter time. He must therefore have been born six months the other side of Easter - making the date around the September/October time frames.

Other evidence that December 25 is the wrong date for the birth of Jesus comes from early writings. Iraneus, born about a century after Jesus, notes that Jesus was born in the 41st year of the reign of Augustus. Since Augustus began his reign in the autumn of 43 B.C., this appears to substantiate the birth of Jesus as the autumn of 2 B.C. Eusebius (A.D. 264-340), the “Father of Church History,” ascribes it to the 42nd year of the reign of Augustus and the 28th from the subjection of Egypt on the death of Anthony and Cleopatra. The 42nd year of Augustus ran from the autumn of 2 B.C. to the autumn of 1 B.C. The subjugation of Egypt into the Roman Empire occurred in the autumn of 30 B.C. The 28th year extended from the autumn of 3 B.C. to the autumn of 2 B.C. The only date that would meet both of these constraints would be the autumn of 2 B.C.

John the Baptist also helps us determine that December 25 is not the birth of Jesus. Elizabeth, John’s mother, was a cousin of Mary. John began his ministry in the 15th year of Tiberius Caesar. The minimum age for the ministry was 30. As Augustus died on August 19, A.D. 14, that was the accession year for Tiberius. If John was born on April 19-20, 2 B.C., his 30th birthday would have been April 19-20, A.D. 29, or the 15th year of Tiberius. This seems to confirm the 2 B.C. date, and, since John was 5 months older, this also confirms an autumn birth date for Jesus.

Another interesting fact comes from Elizabeth herself. She hid herself for 5 months and then the Angel Gabriel announced to Mary both Elizabeth’s condition and that Mary would also bear a son who would be called Jesus. Mary went “with haste” to visit Elizabeth, who was then in the first week of her 6th month, or the 4th week of Dec., 3 B.C. If Jesus was born 280 days later it would place his birth on Sept. 29, 2 B.C. Some scholars interpret the 6 months to be in line with the Hebrew calendar or the August-September time frame. Since Mary’s pregnancy commenced a little before the sixth month around July, Jesus would be born somewhere around March-June.

Personally, I think the early Christians saw other groups celebrating winter and wanted in on the action. From Wikipedia.org:

In part, the Christmas celebration was created by the early Church in order to entice pagan Romans to convert to Christianity without losing their own winter celebrations. Certain prominent gods and goddesses of other religions in the region had their birthdays celebrated on December 25, including Ishtar, Sol Invictus and Mithras .

Throw in Hanukkah and you’ve got reason to party most of December!

Frankly, it doesn’t matter what specific day or even you celebrate, as long as the spirit of the holiday (giving and caring) is strong.

I’ll be off next week, but please enjoy your holiday, whatever one you are celebrating.

And to you atheists…a fond and earnest “Thank you”. Without you, the rest of us would have to work on these days. God bless you, atheists…God Bless.

I just liked the link title CNN used on its front page: Don’t be an idiot holiday shopper. Too bad they chickened out on the actual article headline. J

It is important that during this fun and festive time we don’t forget to sprinkle a dash of negativity around to make this a safe and happy holidays. So here are some tips from Gary Beckwith with the Evening Chronicle:

Never use electric lights on a metallic tree. The tree can become charged with electricity from faulty lights and if someone touches a branch they could get electrocuted.

Before using lights outside, check labels to be sure they have been certified for outdoor use. To hold lights in place, string them through hooks or insulated staples, not nails or tacks.

Use only non-combustible or flame-resistant materials to trim a tree. Choose tinsel or artificial icicles of plastic or non-leaded metals.

In homes with small children, take special care to avoid decorations that are sharp or breakable, keep trimmings with small removable parts out of the reach of children to avoid swallowing or inhaling small pieces.

Make sure artificial trees are fire resistant and keep real trees away from fireplaces, radiators or portable heaters.

Never overload electrical sockets and always switch off Christmas lights and unplug them before going to bed.

By thinking of the few bad things that could happen, you can avoid them entirely!

Thanks for getting me to 3000 hits. The last 1000 came in 14days.

Happy Holidays!!

Negative thinking is truly everywhere! Even the big man up north devotes half his time to negative thinking. He makes a list of not only the nice children, but the naughty. He not only makes the list, he checks it twice for mistakes. Hate to give a nice child a big old lump of coal.

He recognized that his eyesight was not as good as it used to be and needed some help. So he called on Rudolph to light his way! Honest self-evaluation is something I support 100%. He also recognizes that he can’t do this all by himself, so he has a full complement of elves working feverishly all year long. These little guys really work hard and their quality control is unmatched. Ever get a gift from Santa made with lead paint? Of course not!

Santa knows that his Christmas Eve trip is hard and takes a lot of energy. That’s why he chomps on sugar cookies throughout the night. Riding high on a surge of sugar, he travels the globe. You try doing all that without a couple Oreos (another could-be sponsor? Come on Nabisco!).

So you better watch out, you better not cry, you better not pout (Negative thinking!! Knowing what NOT to do!!) I’m telling you why.

Santa Claus is coming to town!!

From the “Doesn’t anyone watch movies?” department CNN.com has this:

A manhunt is under way Tuesday for two inmates who chipped their way out of a New Jersey jail and left behind a note wishing authorities “Happy Holidays.”

Jose Espinosa, 20, and Otis Blunt, 32, who are considered armed and dangerous, were discovered missing from their cells at about 5:15 p.m. Saturday, according to Ted Romankow, Union County, New Jersey’s prosecutor.

Police said Espinosa and Blunt were in adjacent cells in the high-security area of the multilevel Union County Jail.

They used a long metal wire to scrape away mortar around the cinder block between their cells and in the outer wall in Espinosa’s cell, police said.

Once the cement block between the cells was removed, they smashed the block and hid the pieces in a footlocker.

They hung photographs of bikini-clad women to hide the holes in the walls.

I mean come on! Didn’t anyone there ever watch “The Shawshank Redemption“? Negative thinking means assuming bad people will do bad things. Wasn’t anyone paying attention? God speed, Andy Dufresne!