Responding to Search Terms: My way of giving back
Time to respond to you, the loyal readers, with my mailbag, accidental discovery session I call: Responding to Search Terms. This is where I respond to search terms that brought you to this site, whether you wanted to find me or not! By the way, yesterday was the highest visited day to date! Thanks for continuing to spread the good word about my blog. Even if the good word is “Negative”. So let’s see what you’re looking for:
Indiana Jones – I have written plenty about the “man in the hat” and am excited for the May 22nd opening. In fact, our condo is having Movie Night this Friday and to celebrate Indy’s return we’re showing one of the Indiana Jones movies. We’ll have an informal vote and watch the winner. I prefer “Raiders of the Lost Ark” myself. A perfect movie if you ask me.
son 18 years old fail 11th grade – It’s never good when your 18 year old is in the 11th grade, never mind failing it. That means he’ll be almost 20 when and if he graduates. I say, get a tutor ASAP or move on to the GED. OK?
what day was bouncing puddy invented – What is Bouncing Puddy? I have a suspicion it is Silly Putty which was invented in 1943. Sorry, no specific day was given but you can read all about this fortunate Failure here!
emergency room etiquette “emergency room - That was my 100th post. You can read all about it here.
helping students with failure avoiding - Can we help students with their grammar first?
time wasting idiot – You have been reading my blog! Thanks!
inability to say sorry - It’s hard to say “sorry” for some people. My dad always said: “I’m sorry, but I am not going to apologize!” So you’re apologizing for not apologizing, which is an apology. My dad’s a genius.
jim cramer advice listen – Simple answer: DON’T! Don’t listen, don’t ask…don’t even watch.
how tall is rabbi shmuley – I will use the words of Mr. Miagi to answer this – Bigger than a head of lettuce, smaller than a mountain. I have no idea how tall he is, but regardless, I think I can take him in a fight.
i got pulled over by a cop outside my ho – First off, the closer you are to your ho, the higher the odds of you getting arrested. Secondly, if you are heading towards your ho, act natural. Don’t speed and don’t do anything suspicious. That’s the only advice I can give you.
my wife makes me share – I have that problem too. It’s the first rule in marriage. In theory, she’s supposed to share as well. But good luck with that.
someone got pulled over and used my lice – A man’s lice is not to be taken lightly. You shouldn’t let anyone have your lice and don’t get lice from anyone else.
