Up, Down, Up, Down

September 30, 2008

With the stock market rollercoastering like it is, I have a feeling someone or a whole group of someones is hoping this yo-yo keeps going for awhile. The Dow is down 777 one day, up 250 the next.

 I’m no financial whiz, but it looks to me like you could make a killing in the stock market if you know what you’re doing!

Good luck!


Negative Thinking Seeping into the Mainstream (Which is a Good Thing!)

September 25, 2008

The New York Times writer Barbara Ehrenreich has finally caught on to my philosophy that negative thinking (labeled here as “realism”) would have avoided the financial mess we’re in. I, obviously, agree. From New York Times:

The Power of Negative Thinking By Barbara Ehrenreich

Nice title by the way. J

GREED — and its crafty sibling, speculation — are the designated culprits for the financial crisis. But another, much admired, habit of mind should get its share of the blame: the delusional optimism of mainstream, all-American, positive thinking.

As promoted by Oprah Winfrey, scores of megachurch pastors and an endless flow of self-help best sellers, the idea is to firmly believe that you will get what you want, not only because it will make you feel better to do so, but because “visualizing” something — ardently and with concentration — actually makes it happen. You will be able to pay that adjustable-rate mortgage or, at the other end of the transaction, turn thousands of bad mortgages into giga-profits if only you believe that you can.

Positive thinking is endemic to American culture — from weight loss programs to cancer support groups — and in the last two decades it has put down deep roots in the corporate world as well. Everyone knows that you won’t get a job paying more than $15 an hour unless you’re a “positive person,” and no one becomes a chief executive by issuing warnings of possible disaster.

The tomes in airport bookstores’ business sections warn against “negativity” and advise the reader to be at all times upbeat, optimistic, brimming with confidence. It’s a message companies relentlessly reinforced — treating their white-collar employees to manic motivational speakers and revival-like motivational events, while sending the top guys off to exotic locales to get pumped by the likes of Tony Robbins and other success gurus. Those who failed to get with the program would be subjected to personal “coaching” or shown the door.

The once-sober finance industry was not immune. On their Web sites, motivational speakers proudly list companies like Lehman Brothers and Merrill Lynch among their clients. What’s more, for those at the very top of the corporate hierarchy, all this positive thinking must not have seemed delusional at all. With the rise in executive compensation, bosses could have almost anything they wanted, just by expressing the desire. No one was psychologically prepared for hard times when they hit, because, according to the tenets of positive thinking, even to think of trouble is to bring it on.

I’ve never believed in “if you think bad things will happen they will”. If that were true, planes would fall out of the sky at an alarming rate because there are scores of people on every flight afraid to fly. Each bump causing them to think the airplane is crashing.

Americans did not start out as deluded optimists. The original ethos, at least of white Protestant settlers and their descendants, was a grim Calvinism that offered wealth only through hard work and savings, and even then made no promises at all. You might work hard and still fail; you certainly wouldn’t get anywhere by adjusting your attitude or dreamily “visualizing” success.

Calvinists thought “negatively,” as we would say today, carrying a weight of guilt and foreboding that sometimes broke their spirits. It was in response to this harsh attitude that positive thinking arose — among mystics, lay healers and transcendentalists — in the 19th century, with its crowd-pleasing message that God, or the universe, is really on your side, that you can actually have whatever you want, if the wanting is focused enough.

I call this Bullshistic Medicine. Pseudoscience regurgitated by people who tell people what they want to hear, not what they need to hear. Of course, like in politics, labels are put on people and then the extreme of that label becomes the norm i.e liberals and conservatives. You can’t be somewhat negative or situationally negative; you must be a fatalistic doomsday machine. I hear this more than you can imagine. “How can you have a positive attitude and think negatively?” How can you be a compassionate conservative? Or a Regan Democrat? Because the world isn’t black/white or yes/no absolutes!

When it comes to how we think, “negative” is not the only alternative to “positive.” As the case histories of depressives show, consistent pessimism can be just as baseless and deluded as its opposite. The alternative to both is realism — seeing the risks, having the courage to bear bad news and being prepared for famine as well as plenty. We ought to give it a try.

Barbara Ehrenreich is the author, most recently, of “This Land Is Their Land: Reports From a Divided Nation.”

We certainly let the lack of negative thinking bite us in the butt.

Didn’t anyone think “Hey. Maybe we shouldn’t give mortgages to people who can’t afford them!”? I’ve heard people say “Citizens have the right to own a home!” No they don’t. Not if they can’t afford them. You have a right to shelter, to rent an apartment but not OWN a house if you don’t have the money.

Didn’t anyone say:”I don’t think we should give loans to people who are obvious credit risks.” No, because the credit industry is corrupt and wants you in debt. Collection companies hope you default so they can make money trying to get you to pay.

Didn’t anyone just say this is crazy?

If they did, no one paid any attention.


Corporate Criticism

September 22, 2008

Saw this at David Boyle’s blog as I was browsing online. It is about corporations embracing criticism on their forums and comments. It came about from this Washington Post article that I will now excerpt here:

Welcome criticism. The first step is supporting interactive conversation, where site visitors can communicate with you. That’s easy. The next step is establishing a reputation that makes people feel comfortable being openly (and constructively) critical of your company either on your site or elsewhere online. Responding to reasonable criticism with a reasonable response will establish trust and credibility.

I think this is a great piece of business advice. No one corporation is perfect and an organization that is willing to look at itself in the mirror of its customer’s eyes will be able to grow and inspire brand loyalty. Making things too slick and too perfect makes people suspicious nowadays as seen here:

Harness your audience to do the work for you. In an age where everyone is concerned with controlling their message, this seems antithetical, but it’s actually more powerful and cost-effective. In fact, on sites such as Amazon and eBay, negative comments add an air of credibility to positive ones and actually help drive sales. Products that offer comments that have give a whiff of being “sanitized” don’t sell as well. Let people talk about you; it only gets others to do so, increasing the exposure of your brand.

I’m no marketing whiz, but people want to buy what other people want to buy. It’s pretty simple. If everyone wants an iPod, yet maybe there is a better mp3 player. Guess what? People are going to buy iPods.

So don’t be afraid of criticism. It’s free feedback and a low-cost focus group for you to improve your services or products.

Be positive…Think negative!


Responding to Search Terms: Feeding the Beast

September 18, 2008

Life in Houston is slowly coming around to normal. The only problems I run into now are traffic related. The 4-way stop issue is a mess. People are out right idiots in their cars. I’ve already seen 4 accidents because no one takes the time to think about whose turn it is to go. Its nerve wracking driving to my office. I even thought about just staying home and working from their but I know I won’t get much done from there. The XBOX calls like a siren’s song.

Also, gassing up is a huge hassle. I finally was able to wait in line for about 45 minutes to get gas. Just when it was my turn to pulling to the gas station and get a pump, some woman on her cell phone, chatting away, pulls in front of me and get’s in line. Well, needless to say, I was a bit miffed. I pulled up next to her, got out and rapped on her window. “You just cut all those people in line who’ve been waiting for almost an hour.” She looked at me like I was crazy.

“Oh…I didn’t know.” Didn’t know!? Every gas station that is open in Houston has huge lines and she thinks that this gas station in the heart of the city has no wait!

“Are you kidding me?” I asked “Get to the back of the line” I pointed to the long line down the street. She pulled away and the dozen or so people who were pumping gas at the time all applauded and cheered. That was pretty cool. While I was pumping gas the guy waiting behind me thanked me for looking out for everyone.

So not everyone is crazy I guess…on to the search terms:

hollywood failures – Man are there a bunch of these. Most people in Hollywood are failures of some type. And every star has had a failure at one point or another. You could write a whole blog just on that!

pringles on a human – What in the name of all that is holy is this person looking for?? Sounds like a weird food fetish to me. I’m sure there is a whole website in Japan devoted to this. Creepy.

what makes a workplace productive – You need to have me come out and present my training program Creating a Productive and Satisfying Workplace. Feel free to call my office or email me for pricing and scheduling!

negative thinking in the work place – I’ve done a series of posts called Workplace Wednesdays that deal with job specific ways negative thinking can be helpful. I should do more but my schedule hasn’t allowed it. If you have any suggestions on a specific occupation, let me know and I’ll be glad to post it!

” reverse engineering your life” – This sounds nefarious and makes me believe evil scientists exist out there to develop death rays, clones and manimals. Listen, Dr. Moreau, you leave me out of your plans. I don’t need the FBI coming here and asking me all kinds of questions! I watch Fringe…I know what you’re capable of!!

feed negativity – Finally we have this little nugget. Negativity isn’t something we should feed. It is something that should be accepted and managed. I’m not out to make negative thinking the “new” way of doing things. I’m out there to show you the value in negative thoughts so you can be productive in your life regardless of your attitude and emotional state. I want you to be successful. And when you have those off days, or your just geared towards on disposition, it can be difficult to change. I say “Why change if you can use what you already got?” Good luck changing, but all that effort can cause more stress and eat up valuable time when you could use the value of those negative thoughts and solve problems, avoid catastrophes and just be plain productive!

Be positive…Think negative!


Ike Update – Final Post

September 15, 2008

This will be the final post regarding Hurricane Ike. The water came back on! Let the random toilet flushing begin!

My office is still without power, but I grabbed a computer from the office and set it up here at home, so the office is mostly up and running. Forwarded the phones and viola! Back in business.

Talked to other friends this morning. His skylight was smashed by the debris from a neighbors roof, so water and leaves were all over his place. Griff’s bar across the street lost a wall due to a tree falling on it. As I drove down Westhiemer there are still no working traffic signals. People are not really obeying the 4-way stop rules, in fact, Heather and I saw a car rearend another car at a signal. Apparently the person didn’t think they actually had to stop for lights that don’t work.

Oh well. Long lines at the gas stations, our local Randall’s lost it’s entire front wall, so we’ll need to find a different supermarket to shop at for awhile. Not that the stores have much food in them.

But the cool thing is seeing neighbors helping each other out, it’s not the wild me-first scenario you might expect in this situation. Good work, Houston!